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The Soft Touch

Grey fleece jacket with black KICKER logo.

We were trying to describe just how soft this thing feels and had a heck of a time settling on just one idea so we decided (since this is America) to just list them all! (Or at least the ones that wouldn't get us sued and/or fired.)

So soft it's like you're wearing kittens!
So soft it's like babies are crawling all over you!
So soft it's like rolling in marshmallows!
So soft it's like running through bamboo yarn!
So soft it's like cotton candy before it's drooled on!
So soft it's like a big ball of dryer lint before it catches fire!
So soft it's like Rapunzel's hair!
So soft it's like a down pillow with no random pokey feathers!
So soft it's like baby duckies with no legs or beaks!
So soft it's like being held by our mommies (when we were babies of course... not like yesterday... that would be sort of odd... except for Jody who apparently was held by his mom just last night while she sang, "Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furrrr... happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purrrr")!

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